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Your Mom's so fat...Your Mom's so fat she wakes up in sections!
Your Mom's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Your Mom's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Your Mom's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Your Mom's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Your Mom's so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Your Mom's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Your Mom's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Your Mom's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Your Mom's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Your Mom's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Your Mom's so fat she sat on the beach and Green peace threw her in!
Your Mom's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Your Mom's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Your Mom's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Your Mom's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Your Mom's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Your Mom's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!
Your Mom's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Your Mom's so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Your Mom's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Your Mom's so fat when she back up she beep.
Your Mom's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Your Mom's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Your Mom's so fat she influences the tides.
Your Mom's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Your Mom's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Your Mom's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Your Mom's so fat she stands in two time zones.
Your Mom's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Your Mom's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Your Mom's so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your Mom's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Your Mom's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Your Mom's so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Your Mom's so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Your Mom's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Your Mom's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Your Mom's so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Your Mom's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
Your Mom's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon
Your Mom's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Your Mom's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Your Mom's so fat she was baptized in the ocean.
Your Mom's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
Your Mom's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, Who threw that rock?
Your Mom's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Your Mom's so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Your Mom's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Your Mom's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Your Mom's so fat she has to use a parachute for a dress.
Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang.
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