More Cincinnati Bengals JokesQ. What do a zoo and Paul Brown Stadium have in common?
A. The bengals there never seem to do much.
Q. How good is the Cincinnati Bengals offensive line?
A. It's so good that even their own backs can't get through it.
Q. Why are the Cincinnati bengals always speeding?
A. It's the only way they can get points.
A. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and the Taliban have in common?
Q. They both round people up into stadiums and torture them.
Q. What do you get when you cross a ground hog with a bengal?
A. Six more weeks of bad football.
Q. How do the Cincinnati Bengals know when they've lost a game?
A. The opening kickoff is in the air.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a 400 lb. slob at a
singles bar?
A. The 400 pounder has a better chance of scoring.
Q. How do the Cincinnati Bengals count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
Did you hear the Rolling Stones were playing at Paul Brown Stadium?
They're favored to beat the Bengals by 2 touchdowns.
Cincinnati Bengals owner Mike Brown is walking down the street and sees an
elderly woman struggling to carry her bags. He runs up to her and asks, "Lady,
can you manage?"
She glares at him and says, "Are you kidding? I don't want that job!"
Submitted By: Bill
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