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Several One Liners

  • How do you get holy water?

    You boil the heck out of it

  • What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left 2 of them for his children?

    Parents

  • What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah?

    Jesus had dinner with a sinner, and the fish had a sinner for dinner

  • Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?

    Noah was sitting on the deck

  • Who was the straightest man in Genesis?

    Joseph - because he was a ruler.

  • Did you know that they had motorbikes in the bible?

    Joshua's triumph was heard throughout the land.

  • Why do they say "Amen " at the end of a prayer instead of "Awomen "?

    The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
    • OTHER JOKES
    Title Date Added:
     Apples and Cookies   7/17/2004 9:11:33 AM
     Empty   7/17/2004 9:11:34 AM
     God's Looks   7/17/2004 9:11:34 AM
     Join The Lords Army   7/17/2004 9:11:35 AM
     Jonah   7/17/2004 9:11:35 AM
     Kindness to Animals   7/17/2004 9:11:36 AM
     Michigan House   7/17/2004 9:11:36 AM
     Morals of the Modern Church   7/17/2004 9:11:36 AM
     Religious Q and A   7/17/2004 9:11:37 AM
     Several One Liners   7/17/2004 9:11:38 AM
     Stop   7/17/2004 9:11:38 AM
     Taxi driver in Heaven   7/17/2004 9:11:39 AM
     Ten Commandments   7/17/2004 9:11:40 AM
     Thou shalt not lie   7/17/2004 9:11:41 AM
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